2 posts in 1 day! Lets get this moving.
My hair has grown ridiculously long in my opinion. It gets harder to comb and it's extremely curly as well. I however, have refused to get my hair shortened at the local barber.
Why?
Because an incident involving 1 of their barbers has marred my experience there. Everytime before I enter the shop, I would look around and see if that bald-headed baloney is in. And if he is, I would make a u-turn and go do something else.
Why?
He shaved me almost bald a few months back. I sat down on his chair and he started talking about how he's new and all but I trusted my hair in his hands cause the barbers there had always given me decent haircuts. I told him how I wanted my hair to be cut and he asked me if I wanted my hair short. Well of course I want my hair short! Why else would I go to a barber? So as he started his craft, I daydreamed till I noticed that I had actually sat in his chair for almost 40mins and he had yet to use a pair of scissors to cut my fringe. In fact, he had been using the shaver most of the time. Startled, I put my hand to the back of my head to check the shortness and oh my! I was almost bald! I could see the skin through what hair I had left.
I made a conclusion that bald guys shouldn't be barbers or hairdressers as they have no hair and thus will not be able to feel how much some people actually do care about their hair. I then realized what an unfair statement I made seeing how local hairstylist David Gan has made it big. Maybe because he's gay, but that's beside the point.
Now let's take a look at 2 guys who could be potential barbers...
Potential Barber #1
Edward Scissors For Hands
We all know his story. Created by a mad scientist who was lazy enough not to give him hands. Known as the uncommonly gentle man but of course it's uncommon for a man with scissors to be gentle at all.
Well, with scissors for hands, I'm pretty sure he has loads of experience on how to use them.
It helps that his own hair is kinda fashionable as well.
Potential Barber #2
Wolverine
We know his story as well. Experiments conducted on him caused him to have his claws that could be used for cutting hair.
He has a wonderful resume participating in both World Wars as well as being a member of the X-men.
Perharps he would consider a career in hairstyling once he gets tried of all the action he sees. Those claws sure come in handy don't they.
He's known to have a nasty temper so please don't critic him harshly.
Who will you choose?
I'm still not going to have my hair cut yet. I'll just wait till I see that his co-worker is free to do me.
